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Chelsea Caffey's avatar

You have given the people such a gift! Thank you for compiling such a funny, entertaining, and relatable list! Loved it!

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Notes from Jess's avatar

Omg this made my day Chelsea!! I’m so glad you loved!

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Chelsea Caffey's avatar

So fun! 🤗

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Melissa's avatar

My Ugg slippers are fuzzy & black. I often mistake them for my fat black cat. I will admit that several times I tried to call them up on the sofa to sit with me. In my defense, I was recovering from surgery & was taking painkillers

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Notes from Jess's avatar

MELISSA I AM CRYING 😂😭🤣

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Tamara's avatar

Loved Diamond Eye and The Briar Club but had to give up on The Rose Code

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Lily Hammer's avatar

This made me feel so much better

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Rebecca Ferguson's avatar

Relatable. Thank you for sharing. 🙏

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Leo in L.A.'s avatar

The humanness is real... lol

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Moss Rose's avatar

I think actually this should be one of those check lists like we used to share on social media, like what's your score? Because I've seen a bunch I could check off.

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Tilly Berendt's avatar

I took my Christmas tree down….yesterday.

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Nicole Savino's avatar

From someone pulling out all the stops to squeeze just ONE more drop of my Laura Mercier Tinted moisturizer out of the tube day, after day, after day, instead of buying a replacement a week ago when I should have- I have never felt more seen!

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Luca Muss's avatar

LOVING THIS! The relatable chaos is exactly what I needed. Honestly, I can't believe I'm not the only one who keeps putting my clean clothes back in the dryer just to avoid folding them!

Byee

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Dana's avatar

Love, love this list!

My husband collects all the lone socks in a pile in the closet that he calls The Ministry of Lost Socks. 😂 But when I fold the laundry and find a lone sock? Right into the drawer with all the pairs because that’s a problem for future me and I cannot be bothered. It drives him bonkers. 😬

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Notes from Jess's avatar

The Ministry of Lost Socks 😂 So good. I swear there are two types of people in this world and they always marry each other.

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Catherine Simmons's avatar

Correct! All of my husband’s socks are fully matched pairs. Mine, sadly, are not. I have no idea how he does it, nor why mine are so chaotic. 🤷‍♀️

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Notes from Jess's avatar

And they still act surprised by this fact, even though they know full well who they married!! 😂

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Maggie's avatar

The briar club is incredible and one of my favorite reads of the year!

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Notes from Jess's avatar

So good! I'm an even bigger fan of hers now! It weirdly made me want to live in a boardinghouse which I can't say has ever been a goal of mine previously.

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Kristin's avatar

I just replaced the battery in my key fob after ignoring the "key battery low" warning for 2 months. I have literally never been so proud of myself.

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Notes from Jess's avatar

I am SO proud of you. I for sure would've let mine die and then cried to Neal about how I didn't know what kind of battery to buy and then he would've calmly pulled his desk drawer open with the exact right battery to replace it for me. Has this exact thing happened before? Yes it has.

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Kristin's avatar

Thank you!!! And yes, that is precisely what would normally happen to me. And I set myself a goal to try to avoid more of those things!! This is my first big win!

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Kristin's avatar

Omg how would you not know how to use a car! I’m glad you are always proven right!

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Melissa's avatar

He said this when I had trouble with my ac. A mouse built a nest & was causing it not to start up. I was quite smug when the tech found it

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Kristin's avatar

That is a thrilling conclusion!!! Soooo not your fault!

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Melissa's avatar

My husband is a Lexus GM. I’ll tell him that something is wrong with my car & he’ll say ‘you just don’t know how to use it 🤦🏻‍♀️’. I am always proven right though

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Joelle's avatar

These made me LOL. I’ll add on — our tp holder broke in our primary bathroom like right after we moved in, 1.5 years ago. Instead of fixing it, we just keep putting new rolls on top of the holder that is literally hanging off of the wall.🫠

Ps. If any of the aunties are Costco members, they also have an Ugg lookalike slipper (super similar to the one you linked on Amazon). Can confirm it’s very comfy!

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Notes from Jess's avatar

Omg Classic move and I respect it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohh people find such good stuff at Costco! I never go because it’s very overwhelming to me but I feel like I miss out on a lot of good stuff LOL

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